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This article "I AM SRILANKAN!" is not done by TamilOutlaws.
yoo....diz shit is jokezz.....hope ya like it....
I AM SRILANKAN: I'm not in VVT or AK
I don't work at a gas station or live on welfare I don't live in Scarborough, I don't eat rice and curry every day and I don't drive an 87 Honda Accord.
I don't know Kumar, Kandee or Siva from Markham & Eglinton although I'm certain they're TRYING to chop some girls right now
I drink hot tea...not iced tea and I don't use a spoon to eat rice
I don't believe in arranged marriages But I believe in a universal god. And I pronounce it VANNAKAM, not WANNA COME
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a cricket match I believe in an eye for an eye, not peace talk
SRI LANKA is the FIRST nation of cricket and the pearl of the Indian Ocean!
My name is 35 Letters Long and I AM SRI LANKAN!!
YE YE!!!!!....u gotta like it...
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This article "To all the wannabe brown badboyz!" is not done by TamilOutlaws. PLZ don't get mad at us.
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To all the wannabe brown badboyz!!!!!!!!!
Why is it that all of you look down on girls that dance at clubs, but when u get horny u wind up on them like u’ve never seen the female body in ur whole entire life
If you don’t want to see girls dancing then don’t go to clubs
If u urself don’t know how (most of u don’t but think u can) to dance then also don’t go to clubs
Girls r meant to have long hair
Girls r meant to have ponytails, they’re meant to have Earrings, noserings, and long nails ....
GUYS ARENT!!!!
Do whatever gay/bisexual thing u want to urself to impress the guys but it aint impressing the ladies
NOT all brown gals have dyed hair…not all of dem wear 10 pounds of make up the ones that do…do it kuz some brown guys (not all) like that kind of shit
We don’t wanna be white, U guys wanna be black
And do u really understand wat ur listening to when u put on that reggae cd, u came to Canada 6 months ago u cant understand the teacher
But u can understand all the shit they’re sayin in reggae?
We’re the lonely pathetic ones? ur the ones lookin for attention wherever u go, does the ground really have to shake wit music when u drive by?
do u really gotta wear 10 pounds of silver pants that drag behind ur ass and shirts that make us go color blind?
And a great thanks to all the guys who make up rumours wherever they go about every girl they see
Doesn’t matter if they know them or don’t know them as long as u know wat they’re name is it seems to give u the rite to talk any shit behind their back
Its not bad enough that u start fites wit ur own kind
But u gotta make it so that the other 50% of the brown population (females) have bad names too
Parents don’t hate us, and its not that they don’t trust us they just don’t trust all u lonely fags who go around in hondas tryin to pick up ne brown girls within a 50 mile radius
ur parents spoil u kuz they’re too afraid that if they don’t do wat u want them to u mite turn around one day and point a gun at them
95% of brown guys don’t want a girl they want her body
there is not one brown guy in the population of this earth that has not watched porn and liked it and there is not one that hasn’t tried one of these porno techniques on a girl hopin to look like a big man
in the end girls want wat guys want…true love
its not our fault that guys wanna try to get in as much pussy in as they can before they look for that true love
getting around to the school part…
at least girls don’t spend 6 years or more..tryin to get all their credits to graduate highschool
the majority of brown ppl in any university is girls and everyone knows that
I guess its not ur fault
Probably all that bling bling is weighing u guys down
And doesn’t allow u to concentrate on studies
You know ur a brown guy when all u do is stand around thinking of a new way to give a girl ur phone
number and tell her about ur undying love for her
Face it we never have to come after you u come to us whether ur wanted or not and when u come…u never leave
no matter how many times u get rejected
no matter how many times we ignore you
no matter how many times we laugh at u
u keep comin back
don’t try and give us any of that bullshit about love at first site atleast find out wat our last names are before telling us that u wanna marry us
brown girls don’t get drunk
the ones that do are hoes
why are u hanging around them?
how many times have us brown girls heard u guys say I’m not in a gang…I don’t do weed, drink, or smoke, don’t think I’m like those other guys I’m decent..
…........Decent my ass
Oh yes and why bother wit the cell phone act?
don’t pretend like girls actually call ur cell
We know ur not talking to some hot girl
Its probably ur mom on the other line anyway how many times have we seen a guy pick up a cell and start talking When we pass by….then the cell actually starts ringing
And u know u look like an idiot
But u keep on talking ne way
we don’t expect u to believe that we’re virgins if u don’t then that’s ur problem
its our business and we don’t give two shits wat u think not like we think u guys are virgins either
alrite hoes spread their legs brown gals are not hoes, wat kind of gals have u been sleepin wit?
When it comes down to it we’re not gonna say all brown guys are exactly the same Kuz we’re not as dumb as they are and we know they’re not all the same we know that not all of them start the rumours and not all of them talk bullshit about brown girls But whoever wrote all that bullshit that was sent out a while ago Should think twice
Brown guys don’t represent
And when they do they’re usually reprezentin guns, gangs and weed
We gals got brown blood too..we’re proud to be who we are..the ones that aren’t that’s their problem…only reason why u guys haven’t found a decent brown girl yet Is kuz u guys look in all the wrong places…and the reason why u look in those places is kuz most of the time u want those kind of girls
if you don’t give a shit about us ne more then why the fuck are u still goin to malls, libraries, bus stops, and any place where u can pick up a brown girl
we got problems of our own …we don’t need to hear u complainin about how theres no decent brown girls left in this world we didn’t want it to come down to this either… But u guys started it…like u start everything else. If this was a
perfect world....
Then guys would drive by a brown girl and see their sister… not some girl they wanna fuck….but they don’t….
we’re all brown…why do u gotta put us down for….. Go ahead an move on but ur leaving the best
thing behind. We’re not sayin we’re better than any other female race but we are a pretty damn good one considering all the bullshit we gotta put up wit
…don’t talk unless u kno the whole story…and if ur not a brown girl urself then u don’t know the whole
story….so the next time u wanna turn against us like that…and put up that kind of crap on the net just remember we wont think twice about turning around and doin the same to u….
we brown girls don’t make u look bad..u guys make urself look bad
BROWN GALS AND GUYS REPRESENT!!!
dont turn against us and we wont turn against u
u hate us........we hate u......u love us den lets just say we love u more and dats from da true brown gals.........
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